Katie always got fouled the most. She's so small and delicate, blonde and wispy and you'd never think she would be a Quidditch player but she's mad about the game, she's Muggle-born and had never been on a broom before she got to Hogwarts, she loves it, she loved it ( Read more... )

Bloody hell, that was disgusting. Don't see why I had to go on and help supervise cleaning up, either. Sure, junior faculty gets the worst jobs, but I'm not even the most junior faculty anymore. But no, Malfoy was busy with her wine again. She probably could have even identified who it was ( Read more... )

About bloody time.

Congratulations, Gryffindor. You did well. Especially you, Weasley. Your team really came together.

Slytherin, good game. Very fairly played. Even you, Malfoy. It's a shame Blaise wasn't there, he really worked hard.

Some of the firsties are STILL scared of their brooms. I don't understand how flying can be so hard for anyone, but I guess they need an extra push ( Read more... )

Until last night, I'd no idea that part of being a professor involved explaining girlparts to boys in girls' bodies. Merlin, what have I done to deserve this?

Mr Zabini, if and when you've decided against castrating yourself, come and find me. With all pertinent bits attached, mind. We have much to discuss.

Some people should stop whinging.

Other people should stop puffing up their own egos. It's neither cute nor endearing.

And that's all I really have to say.

Lee?

Fine.

Lee?

Real. Live. Quidditch! Pride versus Wasps, c'mon Roger DON'T LET HOGWARTS DOWN! And this is Celeste's first game ever, I'm so proud, I feel like her mum! We've got butterbeer, we've got Omnioculars, all we need is a good game! There's only one thing that could make this better ( Read more... )

It sounds like everyone had a great time at the Hallowe'en Ball. It almost makes me wish that they'd had more balls when I was at school. The Yule Ball was so amazing...too bad so much has changed since then. About the only thing that hasn't, apparently, are the creepy Slytherin couples that happen because of it. There was the whole Montague thing ( Read more... )