In the year 2006 I resolve to:

Becoming a mail-order bride.

Get your resolution here

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2: a choreopoem constructed from excerpts of The Lorax, The Giving Tree, the 1893 publication “Arbor Day Leaves”, and quotations from Morton’s speeches.

1: performed by ___________

2: & Shuqiao Song

1: It all started way back...

2: such a long, long time back...

1: And all that was in this land, in this mess
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( aplang assignment )

oh hellloooo!
this is my OMGBBQ it's MIDNIGHT post!
yay.

( The Vaudeville Theater presents: The Comic Life and Death of Aaron the Jumping Jackalope )

the old dermatologist saw my scar
and before i knew it
he had a needle injected into my back.

ouchy.

There is another hurricane coming in from the Atlantic. (Heading in the Florida direction.)

Her name is Ophelia.

fight mannequinism, kids

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, KATY!!!

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