Comments | angelo_pazzo: 3 September 1942

angelo_pazzo

3 September 1942

Apr 03, 2007 23:24

Benito is insane. How do I know he is insane? BECAUSE HE’S BENITO. Seriously. The man thinks birdshite is the perfect present for the girl he’s in love with. There is nothing sane about him ( Read more... )

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rodrigo_dolce April 4 2007, 06:38:27 UTC

You want me to go WHERE with WHO to get WHAT? I don't know enough languages to say no in!

angelo_pazzo April 4 2007, 06:42:28 UTC

Awwww, Rodrigo. It's not like we're going after something really dangerous. Just some biting mushrooms.

And with all the times he's helped us out, we sort of owe it to him.

rodrigo_dolce April 4 2007, 06:43:25 UTC

Why does he even want those things?

angelo_pazzo April 4 2007, 06:47:31 UTC

Something about charting their life-cycle? Oh yeah. And camouflage. He wants to study their camouflage. And probably other Benito-stuff. You know how he is.

The Hufflepuffs would really hate them.

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rodrigo_dolce April 4 2007, 06:57:46 UTC

Something about wiping away the stain on his family honour. Katya thinks he intends to kill us. Both of us, especially her, probably all of us. Of course the Merriweathers don't take it any more seriously than they do anything else.

angelo_pazzo April 4 2007, 07:00:46 UTC

Over my dead body he'll kill you. Us. Fuck. Fuck. He'd do it, too, he's that fucked in the head.

We should write La Donna.

rodrigo_dolce April 4 2007, 07:03:22 UTC

You're right, we should write La Donna. He also thinks he's going to marry Dimity. Oh, he says he isn't going to, but I don't for a minute believe him.

La Donna can't do much for us here, but she can put a stop to that.

We should write to Santino, too. And your Pappa.

angelo_pazzo April 4 2007, 07:08:07 UTC

Fuck yes.

Why haven't they locked that wanker up in Mungo's? Or Azkaban or wherever they've got for the criminally insane?

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rodrigo_dolce April 4 2007, 07:23:36 UTC

He's not getting anybody. Not me or Katya, not you or Melly, not Dimity or even Colette Saint-Germain!

angelo_pazzo April 4 2007, 07:26:39 UTC

Ugh. What is it with him and fourth-year girls, anyway?

rodrigo_dolce April 4 2007, 07:45:06 UTC

What is it with him and black girls? Have you seen the way he looks at Melina sometimes? And Dimity's not black, but she's not exactly pale as china!

angelo_pazzo April 4 2007, 07:47:59 UTC

*looks weirded* Fuck, you're right. It's creepy.

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