Time To Play

[demon_duchovny]

Wanders up to heaven.

Stops at the pearly gates.

Looks right. Looks left.

Opens gate and deposits approximately 3000 rabid weasels.

Closes gate. Looks right. Looks left.

Strolls away whistling a happy tune.

Comments

[demon_viggo]

*snickers*

That's great. I don't think we've met before, I'm Viggo.

[demon_duchovny]

Hello, I’m David. Glad you liked.

Actually, I’m surprised no angels have noticed. They must be out spreading joy and peace to all.
I hate that.

Next time - rabid elephants.

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[demon_viggo]

Probably, or something just as equally disgusting.

Can elephants even be rabid?

[demon_james]

*Ponders a moment.*

I thought all animals could go bloody rabid? 'Least that's what I always thought. Like that thought right well, though. Can you imagine the sodding mess 3000 elephants would make of Heaven?

*Snickers at the thought of Angel Sean cleaning up a few tons of elephant shite*

Too bloody brillaint!

*grins.*

[demon_leto]

Man, that was choice. *watches weasels run and laughs* I wish I'd have thought of it.

Hey, you look familiar - lots of actors around here, I've noticed. I'm Jared.

[demon_duchovny]

Hi Jared.

I’m a new arrival, recently murdered by a former employer.

So, what do you do for fun around here?

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[demon_leto]

Been trying to figure all that out myself, really, since I'm pretty new as well. Best I've been able to figure is everyone down here likes to fuck.... everyone else... oh, and corrupt, and what have you.

*shrugs*

There arent too many rules so I guess we can pretty much do whatever we like.

Oh, and, in case you haven't mey him yet... better make sure you act like a "proper demon" now, or else James is gonna go all evil-demon on your ass.

*snickers*

That guy needs a hobby.

So... how'd you get here?

[demon_duchovny]

Fucking and corrupting. *Smiles* I think I can handle that.

I’ll keep an eye out for James, thanks for the warning.

As far as how I got here, I think out of all of the 7 Deadly Sins Lust would have been the deciding factor. I don’t think I was all that bad. Guess I was wrong, eh?

It’s good to know there aren’t too many rules. Although, what is the deal with heaven? I mean, you can just pretty much come and go as you please. You would think they would be worried about something like that. Or at least they should be. *Evil grin*

[demon_michaelr]

DAVID!!

*walks up and shakes your hand*

What the fuck happened to you?

[demon_duchovny]

Michael. *shakes your hand* Good to meet you.

I was murdered recently.

What’s your story?

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[demon_michaelr]

Murdered? I was just fucking stupid. I went bungie jumping and the rope broke.

Welcome to Hell.

Lovely stunt by the way.

[demon_duchovny]

Bungie jumping, *winces* ouch!

Well, what can I say - they were rabid, I was bored. It just seemed like the right thing to do.

So, have you been here long?