Not so sure what to think anymore, 'bout anything. 'Bout Hell, Demons, Viggo ... bloody hell, Viggo . . . don't reckon I know what I think 'bout that at all. I'm his 'pet'. Ask him what that means, not sure I like the sodding answer. . . His toy, his plaything, at his bloody beck and call, and I can't seem to stop myself. Because I bloody well want ( Read more... )

*I prance in, looking a might pleased with myself.*

I'm feeling a touch proud of myself, I am!

Since deciding to turn over a new bloody leaf, I've managed to control my sodding temper for three whole days! Hah! I bet a lot of folk (myself included) didn't think I'd last three sodding hours, let alone three whole days ( Read more... )

Even a Proper Demon can seek to make himself even more so. In light of that fact I have decreed that I shall henceforth learn to better manage my Temper (Though I don't make any sodding guarantees 'round Tweedle Dumber.) Ergo, I shall limit my angry reactions to the occasional snarl and growl. I am, however, unable to control my gag reflex when to ( Read more... )

Bloody great ( Read more... )

*I preen, taking a long drag off my ciggie ( Read more... )

( Oh bloody hell! )

( *I preen a bit.*

Right then.

Because I'm such a sodding amazing Demon, I've decided I must have a bloody theme song! Before you ask, no s'not the Sex Pistols, though it was right tempting.

Even a proper Demon like myself me has to acknowledge the sodding genius of Trent Reznor. )

*I can't help but think; Bloody hell! I've never been a bloke for blokes. Always been about the birds, I have. -Always-. That said, Demon Viggo is . . . one fuck of a sexy beast. Rather disturbing that, since I always thought I just -knew- which way I was bloody well oriented ( Read more... )

How bloody sickening is it that the protector of Hell just *gags* Rose?

Knew that little Joaquin was nothing but a sodding trouble maker, and not a right proper demon.

I reckon Demon Viggo's head must be spinning 'round on his shoulders 'bout now.

Sodding *gags* Risen!

*I poke my head out to see if it's safe ( Read more... )