*I prance in, looking a might pleased with myself.*
I'm feeling a touch proud of myself, I am!
Since deciding to turn over a new bloody leaf, I've managed to control my sodding temper for three whole days! Hah! I bet a lot of folk (myself included) didn't think I'd last three sodding hours, let alone three whole days
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*indignant*
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I was pissing off your associates, Viggo. Thought I'd stop doing that. Don't want to reflect badly on my Master, now do I? S'why I'm keeping it under wraps over the sodding stupid litte things. Saving it all up for when it really bloody counts!
*I bite my lower lip and look down.*
You displeased with me, Master? I'll go back to be an annoying git if that's what you desire . . . 'Sides, already decreed Tweedle Dumber didn't bloody well count!
*I purr at you, hoping I can somehow please you and get back into your graces.*
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*ponders this change of events*
If you are controlling your anger until the time when you can truly unleash it, it's not so bad I guess. Continue on.
*pets you*
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*I lean over to whisper into Viggo's ear so only he can hear.*
Don't worry, Master, I've got a right wicked plot all hatching inside my devious mind. Think you'll like this one, just going to take me a day or two t'get up all the ingredients I need.
*I cackle then purr happily at you.*
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Yes, bring on the elephants, indeed.
And what’s all this about controlling your temper? This is Hell. Temper is a GOOD thing.
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I'm just savin' it all up for something really sodding good, mate, then they won't bloody know what hit 'em cause they'll think I've gone all blissed out.
*I cackle with wickedly evil glee.*
*I like this bloke.*
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Controlling your temper? Now... I thought you were the one rambling on about the rest of us not being "proper" demons and all that. How's controlling your temper being proper?
*snickers*
But if you have been controlling your temper, it's probably because I've been busy for the past couple of days. But yeah, good show, mate, and all that stuff. Keep up the good work.
*walks off snickering a little harder yet*
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That's nice, want a cookie, mate?
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*smirks*
Nice try, though.
*winks and keeps walking*
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