How many slams in an old screen door?
Depends how loud you shut it.
How many slices in a loaf of bread?
Depends how thin you cut it.
How much good inside a day?
Depends how good you live 'em.
How much love inside a friend?
Depends how much you give 'em.

01. Reply with your name and I will write something about you.
02. I will then tell what song[s] remind me of you.
03. Next, I will tell you who you remind me of, celebrity/animated or otherwise.
04. Last, I will try to name a single word that best describes you.
05. Put this in your journal.

Tonight when I get off work, Stacy and I are going to watch a French movie that's better than Amelie.

I miss her.

Stacy, not Amelie.

My mom sends me approximately 2 packages and 3 cards per week. She’s obsessed. Her most recent package included a candle called Home For The Holidays which smelled like a puzzling and yet surprisingly pleasant mixture of evergreen and cinnamon. Also included was a personal pack of tissues with Christmas trees on them. They're called "Swankie ( Read more... )

"So if you're from Africa, why are you white?"

"Oh my God, Karen, you can't just ask people why they're white."

Thetachizzle: p.s. i think you should start referring to yourself in the third person as AMH, sort of like the Rock, but be the AMH

Thetachizzle: just be like FINALLYYY the AMH has come back to

Thetachizzle: GV

Thetachizzle: alright i'm incredibly dorky so peace out

Thetachizzle: AMH FO LIFE

... Leave it to the Catholics to destroy existence ( Read more... )

Each time I see the Upside-Down Man
Standing in the water,
I look at him and start to laugh,
Although I shouldn't ought to.
For maybe in another world
Another time
Another town,
Maybe HE is right side up
And I am upside down.

Love trouble?
LOVE TROUBLE?
He didn't have no perscription, I couldn't make a description. He said, "You got a case called Love-itis!"

Last night (this morning) I got home from a party as my dad was getting up for work ( Read more... )