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[angerberry]

Freaking idiots keep yammering their mouths need to shut their traps. It's bad enough that people come up to me still and congratulate me for coming out of the closet. For the last time, I'm not gay and that old Yamamoto guy is not going to croak any time soon. Get it out of your freaking heads and STOP ASKING ME ABOUT IT

Comments

[chappygolucky]

People come up and congratulate you? I'm sad I didn't think to send you cake and flowers.

Yeah, and?

[angerberry]

It'll just be a waste of cake and flowers.

It's date night.

[chappygolucky]

It's what?

[angerberry]

Date night. You know...when people go out on dates, hence the appropriate name.

[x_im_ur_venus_x]

Rather be considered gay, or Ichi the Killer~?

[angerberry]

At least when they thought I was a serial killer people left me alone.

[x_im_ur_venus_x]

Can get rather close with girls though if they think you are gay.

[angerberry]

I'm not going to pretend to be gay to get close to girls. What a lame idea.

[mother_figure]

Those rumors about you coming out of the closet aren't true, are they, niichan? You're not gay, are you? Because if you're gay, then that means that my chances of being an auntie (and Daddy's chances of being a granddaddy) are decreased, and that makes me sad.

[angerberry]

No, I never was gay, never will be.

[jazzngrin]

Wow... that one really stuck, huh? Maybe you act fruitish?

[angerberry]

Riiight...If that's a jab at my name...

[jazzngrin]

Hey, I'm just sayin'. Usually rumors like that die fast. I guess actions fit the label? You havent been playin' grab ass with any guys in the office have you?

[angerberry]

Fuck no, who the hell do you think I am?!