Reason # 3452627 I am convinced my computer is gay= my windows media player keeps player madonna and queen. even though it's on random and i've got like 3000 songs that aren't queen or madonna.

and yes inanimate objects can be gay. my toaster is just way too flamboyant.

Dear Alanis Morissette ( Read more... )

You know you are like the lamest thing on the planet when ( Read more... )

Wow. i have such intimacy issues. like really. you can't even text message me out of the blue twice without me wanting to flee the country ( Read more... )

ha. since livejournal has become usurped by facebook i will take a moment to sneak in an entry. i met a guy last night/this morning. we talked for 2 hrs. i am now in love.he's probably out of my league. but i don't even care.

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One Tree Hill life lesson of the day (and I directly quote the hot brunette):"I gueess when you get drunk and have sex with someone at a party you have to deal with it eventually ( Read more... )

Danny must have messaged me last night when he was hammered. He still wants to have babies. At least when he's drunk. Yes I know he's not the first man to want to make babies with me whne he's drunk. I miss him soooooooooooooooooooo much. I bet we'd have a great family.

i hope you are satisfied...i'm getting a hot 4gig ipod nano for 100$. you can havemy cd player if you want it.

Am I straight? Am I gay? I realized- I'm just slutty. Where's my parade? (m.c.)

sorry that struck me as funny.