So we all agree that livejournal is actually really really lame, right?

When I was mopping up the mens bathroom this morning I started thinking about how awkward urinals are. Girls may have to sit down but at least we do it in semi=privacy. If I was a guy I would probably get bet up once a day for peeking at the bloke next to me. I wouldn't be able to help it, constantly comparing my massive shlong to all others. And ( Read more... )

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Ok so my interest in celebrity gossip blogs has finally resulted in physical illness. I just threw up a little. And because I got sick I think the five other people who occaisionally read this should too.


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I must have been looking oddly approachable today. It was really annoying. This guy asked me for a cigarrette which was fine. I gave him one. Then he sits down next to me. Uh huh. There's your first mistake buddy. It's ten in the morning and I've just woken up and all I need is to talk about the shitty nl weather with some loser newbie first year ( Read more... )

And the award for most ungraceful exeunt from a popular tv show is....


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So I don't think I could be white trashier if I tried. My brothers baby's mother freaked out at him sunday and bet him up. Seriuosly. She thinks he's on drugs and fucking around on her. Which I wouldn't blame him at all for. If I lived with her I'd have to be fucked up 24/7 too. I think she told him he can't see Lacey ever again ( Read more... )

So I'm pretty sure the difference between my job and full on prostitution is that after being really nice to someone the hooker always gets paid. Or a pimp gets to beat someone up. Sometimes waiting feels like prostitution. Emotional prostitution. Like how insincere can I be today? For two dollars I will hope you have a nice day. For five I will ( Read more... )

Monica's back thank god. I missed her alot though would rather eat bird shit than tell her ( Read more... )

shit.. what the fuck is wrong with me? why would I make out with such a huge fag? Like its not even a secret. It's so fucking obvious ( Read more... )