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[angiejolie]

Tomorrow is my birthday. I was promised diamonds so it really doesn't matter if everyone else forgot about it. There's probably someone I should pick up at the airport but I'm not sure if he deserves it. Just kidding. Also, I'm in Canada pretending to be a pregnant girl

Comments

[angiejolie]

I knew you wouldn't forget. Thanks, boo.

[v_vaughn]

Happy birthday.

[angiejolie]

Thank you. Aren't I your stalker?

[v_vaughn]

If you are then someone up there likes me.

[m_rodriguez]

I remembered. You just beat me to mentioning it.
Happy birthday, you sexy beast.

[angiejolie]

You are so cute, especially when you pretend to be all badass. Oops, I wasn't supposed to tell anyone, was I? Thank you, gorgeous.

[ethanhawke]

Happy birthday, babe. I'll sing it to you and try to give you birthday spankings later, but for now, I saw no mention of nudity in this update.

[angiejolie]

Thanks, you have told me five times already today. I adore you. I couldn't include nudity in my lame birthday reminder! Sorry, that requires lot of dirty, little details and I simply didn't have time for it. But keep pushing, Hawke, one day my literary skills will satisfy you.

[ethanhawke]

I was going to try for six, but five sounded like a good enough number. I adore you, too, but I'm still selling tickets for people to sit in your lap. ;) I'm a patient man and am in no rush, so you just let me know and I'll set time aside to read it. I'll keep pushing and I'm sure it'll be worth it.

[damon__albarn]

Are you making everyone get you diamonds or am I special?

[angiejolie]

I sincerely doubt anyone else is willing to spend that much money on me so your status remains. I just wish I could say thank you.

You named your icon after me!