In which I don't write about sex

[angiejolie]

Because I have this huge lollipop and it's all I can handle right now. I usually am though but can you blame me, officially I haven't had sex in sixteen months. That was, until two weeks ago. I am wonderwoman

Comments

[damon__albarn]

Well you're strange and I hope you didn't choke on your lollipop.

[angiejolie]

I love you a whole bunch, have I told you that lately? Thank you for keeping my icon around.

[damon__albarn]

You haven't and you promised you'd tell me at least once a week. Well you know I have fifty, I might as well keep one for you.

[angiejolie]

You were so cute 13 years ago ;) I've been neglecting you this week obviously. It will never happen again and yes, my little tool, I'm aware you have 50 and unlike others you put them to excellent use.