Where is Julian Casablancas?

[angiejolie]

Jennifer and I came back on the same day and here are some even better news; she is dumping Affleck and marrying me. You can donate my present to the UNHCR and she will take lingerie. Lots and lots of lingerie.

I caved and got a new screen name (since Paris asked so nicely) and it's aj signing off (since you can't possibly conceive of the hatred

Comments

[j_garner]

I CANNOT WAIT FOR THE WEDDING. I'll wear the lingerie and you can just go commando for the ceremony or something.

Jennifer Alias

[angiejolie]

to better undress you, my dear? ;)

[j_casablancas]

ahahahahahha i hate you

[angiejolie]

but i love you!

[brian_lane]

you know what would be really rad? if you made my dreams come true and date me!

[damon__albarn]

If you don't know my screen name by now I'm not going to tell you.

[angiejolie]

does not compute. must have forgotten. don't scold me, baby.

[damon__albarn]

Then I suppose we'll never talk again. How sad

[p_hilton]

Sigh. You are fantastic. My screen name is jaysus paris.