I keep dreaming that I've had the baby. She's pretty cute-looking, with a head full of dark/black hair. And about the time I'm holding her, or something, she starts screaming. I wake up. There is still baby screaming going on. I am confused. Then I realize that Cole is screaming,  and it's the middle of the night, and I just had my face played. ( Read more... )

I love Cleolinda. Srsly. She has to be the funniest person in the world.

http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v118/cleoicons/harrypotter/book7/

Everyone look at that. It is highly worth it.

I am huge. It is unbelievable. For serious.

Stretch marks suuuuuuuck. But Jesse Jett sending me music = ahhhsum. I'll be happy about that.

Btw - pregnant sex is actually quite nice. I highly recommend it. :D

angiem.

So, yesterday, I wrote in my actual journal for the first time since February. How insane. I catch one up, and that causes me to neglect the other one. I suck ( Read more... )

That subject line is a good idea. Seriously ( Read more... )

So, this is me and Man Cub as of four months-ish.


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Dear Red Baron Pizzas,

Wtfh, mate? Why change the name of your product. I think "Breakfast Pizzas" worked pretty well, personally. But, whatever, it's your product. I just think it'd be nice for me to actually be able to find them when I have an unsustainable craving for them. Bitches.

Give me some fuckin' pizza,
angiem.

I've come to the conclusion that majority of the time, I make myself as miserable as I am. Hormones are perhaps part of the problem now, but if I could keep my damn mouth shut, it wouldn't be as bad. Now I wouldn't be wondering what he does when he isn't texting me, when the last time he saw her was, what I'm doing wrong that it seems like she's ( Read more... )

I was going to post something other than this.
I was going to shower.
I was going to brush my teeth.
I was going to stop eating so many bagels.

I am failing at life, and I'm okay with that.

I don't think I could be more disgusted with myself if... No, really, I can't think of a reason I would be more disgusted with myself. Sometimes I think that's what I do best: hate me. I guess we all have our talents ( Read more... )