"I believe I am bigger than the universe, smaller than the universe and equal to it. I'm bigger than the universe because I can picture it, define it in my mind and all that's in it and contain al that in my mind in a single thought. A thought that's not even the only one in there, it's right between "Shit, my ass itches!" and "Why don't we fuck ( Read more... )

i saw Girl With the Dragon Tattoo tonight. All i can say is thank god Lars von Trier didn't make this. The anal rape scene would've been the whole movie long. As it was, people cheered when the rapist got his comeuppance, only three people walked out, and I didn't like it or hate it, but am glad I saw it. The bus home took forever and on the walk ( Read more... )

When I was a kid I wanted to either work for a record company, own a bookstore, or be a film critic. It's almost a laundry list of things that technology have ruined for me. Netflix has made physical video stores ridiculous, the internet has redefined the role of a film critic so that the deep thoughts of Snoogans69 are weighed with the same ( Read more... )

This song always reminds me of Beth,don't know why, so it's for her....for arguments sake let's say the way she sings "boobies" makes me laugh:

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Bad day yesterday, but I think things are picking up. *fingers crossed ( Read more... )

What a week. Good things, things I never expected to happen, are happening. Much change, drastic and unpredictable, though good, is in the offing. What this means is, I am simultaneously joyous and full of pride and completely ignorant of what to do.(I don't know what to do with my hands ( Read more... )

this is the best anti-love song ever written(not counting No Children by the Mountain Goats). I give you, Yeah,Oh Yeah:

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This is called "The Night You Can't Remember". Here's a video of Stephin and Lemony Snicket performing it live:

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The Night You Can't Remember ( Read more... )

Dear Muttersome Twitchy Woman Across the Table From Me,
Deep breaths, ok? You too,will figure out the mysteries of Google Earth.

Struggling with common sense is hard. Oh well........