George Carlin’s dead ( Read more... )

We all have our delusions of grandeur. I’m willing to admit I might be worse than most people on this front. There have been more than a few Sunday mornings where I entertained the thought that with a little free time and the handy tool Bob Villa and the good people at Sears were selling on the television I would prove myself a master craftsman. ( Read more... )

Dear Senator McCain ( Read more... )

Ok, pop quiz kids. Let's review an excerpt from today's New York Times. (The article as a whole, which isn't that interesting, can be found here).

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Among those who live in one of the renovated apartments, with their hardwood floors and white wooden cupboards, was Jasmine Correa, 28, who moved into the neighborhood three years ago, in part ( Read more... )

Can Tim Burton and Johnny Depp just fuck already? Preferably before they ruin everyhing I enjoy.

Ok, you gotta believe me when I say I really try. I don't wanna be a miserable crank, truly I don't ( Read more... )

In theory I have an English degree. I can't actually remember where I put it which is part of why it's theoretical ( Read more... )

Excerpt from an actual email.

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From: "Barack Obama"
Subject: Hey ( Read more... )

Eight "My Way"s to the next break.

"Los Angeles - Pointing south from the corner of Figueroa and Adams in South Central L.A., Tanisha Jackson says ( Read more... )