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[angrysarge]

While searching online for a quicker, more efficient way to bake muffins, Chuck Norris encountered the "I'm Feeling Lucky" button on Google. Taking this as a snide remark, Chuck Norris proceeded to destroy the search engine and fourteen orphanages for good measure. Chuck Norris is the only known man to have roundhouse kicked a search engine.

Comments

[kathlen]

"It could've been the Muffin Man. They never caught him." "How do you know about that?" "I saw it in school on Why We Were Afraid of The Seventies."

[kathlen]

PS - You're good to post comments on my LJs again.

[angrysarge]

oh hurrah, and you even commented about chuck norris, that warms the very cockles of my heart, THE COCKLES I SAY!