Poop out the ugly -Brandon, referring to Metamucil's new "Beautify Your Insides" campaign

I was creatively romantic for the wrong person. Is it bad to reuse romantic outing ideas? I honestly don't know what the socially acceptable answer is...do you?

There's an review by Christopher Kelly of "this new hit drama about high school football could be great-and not just television great, but great in the way of a poem or painting"* Friday Night Lights in the January 2007 issue of Texas Monthly, and he finds a way to describe the show like I haven't been able to for months.

"Friday Night Lights is ( Read more... )

"Nobody ( Read more... )

The worst feeling is waiting for a phone call you're sure won't come.

I've discovered that I've unjustly judged a fair amount of sports fans over the years. It's weird to understand the intensity with which so many people approach sporting events. Suddenly that guy seems justified in ignoring his dining companion because he's intent on knowing Jerry Stackhouse's condition after being elbowed by Shaq. Without warning ( Read more... )

Whoop! I finally got the title.

I had the most horrific moment this afternoon. I was so distraught and frazzled. It went a little something like this ( Read more... )

The true shame of losing former Supreme Court Justice Sandra Day O'Connor on the bench is obvious in her honest and scathing speech. You go, SDO'C!

My Rejected references go unappreciated.

Drew: Amuse me
Drew: jester
Lara: I have no hat
Lara: and silly hats only are allowed
Lara: I fear being beaten