So i just woke up from the most vivid insane dream i have had in a good long while.   IT was apocalyptic. butit mostly remided me of war of the worlds with thos hug tripod things wreaking havoc all over my little town. It was so scary my heart is still beating super fast and i cant shake the feeling it was all real.   ugh. that creeping fear is ( Read more... )

Ah april first. The day you cant trust the internet. Ever.

Yea.  Jericho got cancelled. lame.

The Homosexual Agenda

8:00 a.m. Wake up. Wonder where you are.

8:01 a.m. Realize you are lying on 100 percent cotton sheets of at least a 300 count, so don't panic; you're not slumming.

8:02 a.m. Realize you are actually in your own bed for a change. Wake stranger next to you and tell them you are late for work so won't be able to cook ( Read more... )

I just need to take a moment to express how awesome Rock Band is.

Totally awesome.

I am so fucking ready for Obama to be our next president.

Dude can whip up a crowd like none other.

I just wanted to say that ROck Band is awesome. Who needs Karaoke when you have THE WHOLE BAND!!!!!11

back to the flu with me.

Halo 3 has eaten my soul.
KTHXBAI!!!11one

1. screen some LOLcat shirts
2.Go see Shoot em up and 3:10 to yuma
3.Play the beta for call of duty 4
4.Drink.

yeh!

After watching Bob Saget's stand up this weekend, I have come the conclusion that either

A.THe man is batshit crazy!

B.He has fucking tourettes .
or
C. All those family friendly shows just broke his mind.

Either way it was the funniest shit i have seen in forever.

Off to work with me