Re-enter the thoughts of the night before last ( Read more... )

Yeah and then the cat will get outta the oven.

see the purple wobbagong, he hides in the reeds, he hides and he hides and he hides....

Then wooosh, they appear, like a star in the black sky, woooosh, they appear,

I am gone

regards

The Gnome

"Make a big thing of it and I'll string ya up by your bollox/gullet (male/female foreboding) best thing tho, I got a card and £28 from my office chums and the card says 'BOLLOCKS' on it, how fucking cool is that ( Read more... )

The Wheeled Bin Scheme, recently introduced by our fair council, and what a farce it is. They expect you to seperate all household waste from kitchen waste, my first question is what is the difference??? They expect you, if you have too much waste, to buy a new bin or sack from them as they will not pick anything else up.............I want to bomb ( Read more... )

1.Name someone with the same birthday as you ( Read more... )

Haven't updated for a while so I will.

Had the most devastating weekend, one of my portland friends died aged 18.

I don't particularly want to talk about it.

List seven songs you are into right now. no matter what the genre, whether they have words, or even if they're any good, but they must be songs you're really enjoying now. Post these ( Read more... )

As my depravity dwindles more and more each day, I wonder to myself, am I sick???

The simple answer would be yes........the long winded conclusion, yes. There fore I am a lost cause, good night........

regards

the gnome

LJ Interests meme results

1. cheese:
   It's yellow, it's smelly and some of it is crunchy too :D
2. clouds:
   They are lovely.....
   Fluffy.....
   and they bring rain :D
3. depression:
   
4. dirty women:
   Women who are dirty are great, they remind me of the women in sin city....
5. eggs:
   YEAH EGGS!!!!
   They come from chickens

I'm here.......
I'm pissed.....
and I'm checkin' out porn :D

TRegards

the Gnome

I woke up this morning with a bad hangover ( Read more... )