don't you hate it when you think someone is trying to hold your hand, but really they just want to look at your bracelet?

i got called handsome, babe and sweetie in less than 3 hours. new record for me. i broke the old record of never being called any of those things! w00t!

Okay, so as usual in the morning, I wake up. Immediately I notice something is wrong. I try to ignore myself knowing that something is wrong, but my insides are like a kid slammed into the trunk of a car. Kicking and screaming. I get up and put some kind of clothes on, I think khaki shorts and a white t-shirt. I walk out of my room and into ( Read more... )

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stevie, taylor and i spent the night with meredith and it was awesome. and her suite mate jessica is pretty much cool too. she didn't ask us any questions when we knocked on her door and asked her for tape at one in the morning. she was so cool we wrote a bright eyes esque song about her. we were going to knock on her door and play it for her, ( Read more... )

soccer yesterday owned, mostly because i had lenny the piece of raccoon on my team. but then at half time we had to switch sides so i thought i was going to die because seriously, i don't want to touch that guy and bring him onto the other side. but as it turned out my mom kicked him off the field so taylor didn't get lenny's super powers. oh ( Read more... )

dear patrick,

sorry.

sincerely,
mikey

went to guitar center today, we tried to run over some deer on the way there but mom was driving too slow. once we got inside the store there was some drunk/stoned guy playing guitar and some other sober guy with his wife around. sober guy grabs a worker and says "will you get this guy out before i break his neck? he won't stop checking my wife ( Read more... )

we were playing a practice game against some other team in the club, and i shot and i was sort of off balance and falling into this mexican forward on my team. somehow my lips hit his lips, and it was almost awesome except i'm not a cute anime girl, and he's a crazy mexican. the look on his face afterwards was worth it, because he was sort of a ( Read more... )

man. never make fun of your soccer clubs fitness camp. it will come back and bite you in the foot. i am so sore. i can't understand what the coaches are saying because of the thick accents. i just sprint and copy other people and hope they are happy with that. moving at all hurts. but i got to go uh, normal wallowing today with becca because ( Read more... )