Your Stripper Song Is
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Snookers on Hall Rd -- sometime after 9pm -- be there or be square. I'm sure I'll get there between 9 and 10pm.

Alright, I am trying to get people together for some pool and drinks sometime this week...preferably Thu, Fri, or Sat. Let me know if you are interested and what day is best.

I think we all need to be a little more like THIS GUY

I woke up at 7:49am thinking I was late for work (since that is usually the time I get there) and hurried to the kitchen so I could make myself a quick lunch. I opened the refrigerator and then slowly began to realize it wasn't Monday (double checking my phone to make sure) so I went back to bed. I fell asleep pretty quickly after that ordeal and ( Read more... )

Why are people so annoying? I'm sitting in the library in a study room and this ASS next to me has had his phone on loud speaker for the past hour and a half. Earlier he wasn't speaking english so it wasn't really bothering me but now he's fighting with his girlfriend. He's arguing with her about how she contacted her ex-boyfriend or something ( Read more... )

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1 cattle prod + 1 riding crop + several beers = awesome weekend

here's a LINK to a Borat soundboard. Yesss!