Okay, I know I'm procrastinating, but I just had to post my horoscope from The Onion:
Aquarius: (Jan. 20-Feb. 18)
Thousands of horseback-riding Mongols will trample you to death so quickly that you'll never learn why they were dragging the Goodyear blimp with tow ropes tied to their saddles.
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