• OH from customer service: "You can send a fax. For FREE. Over the internet. It's called EMAIL."
• One of my coworkers is going to be the death of me, I swear...
• He makes me laugh so much. One day I am just going to stop breathing from laughing so much and die. And it will be his fault.
• >Forget password ( Read more... )

• Me playing Fallout 4: I'm going to build a wall around my whole settlement!
  Me 8 hours later: Fuck it. I'm just putting a turret here.
• Adem is dealing with the monster under our bed…better described as the spider I saw run under there.
• It's #InternationalMensDay today. Lets not be assholes about it or spew sexist vitriol just because you dont think ( Read more... )

• To quote the DM: It has the intelligence of 1,000 rats!
• I love my elf. He lived. He got back to town and had a “spa day.” Everyone thinks he is a pushover because he likes nice things. #dnd
• Woke up to loud thunder and lots of rain! Get dressed, hurry outside, and it stops. BOO.
• Hot topic in customer service right now: Have you (or would you) ever ( Read more... )

• In my dream last night I killed the leader of North Korea and everyone was angry with me.
• In other news, I didn't sleep well last night. Which isn't news as that seems to be my "thing" now.
• I just got a giant box filled with t-shirts. These t-shirts were supposed to go to the printer in another city. Not me.
• Every time I think about these shirts in my ( Read more... )

• TIL that "Ladies' Night" promotions by businesses are illegal in California.
• AT&T called me. Seemed annoyed. Really? I feel like if anyone should be annoyed it should be me. I've been without internet for 19 days.
• This has not been a good week and it is only Tuesday.
• Seeing a dumb post on Facebook and only rolling your eyes and scrolling past is true ( Read more... )

• I miss internet. Get your act together @att, seriously. I’ve been 11 days without internet.
• Downtown. It begins to rain. Random people scattered about begin yelling “Rain!” #California
• So, I have used a good chunk of data on my phone plan since I have no internet so....you probably won't see me tweet outside of work hours
• Dear photoshop, don't crash ( Read more... )

• "Why did they name an apple after a computer?" -A younger and dumber me eating a McIntosh.
• Coworker complimented my signature and now I realized what am I gonna do when I get married???
• Petition to define Millennials as anyone who can't remember a time before computers.
• Ugh. Back is suddenly bothering me. Good thing I have some meds in my car...that ( Read more... )

• >How long of a wait for 2?
  >“15 minutes”
  >45 mins later we are still not seated and there has been an empty table the whole time
• We left and went to starbucks for something quick and the guy taking our order couldnt grasp the idea of no cheese.
• I have been watching you assemble sandwiches. Just. Dont put cheese on it
• “…social justice is not justice. ( Read more... )

• “I still have space in this box, but I dont know what to fill it with!” A constant moving struggle.
• Adem: tbwfw. . .?
  Me: I have no idea what the fuck that means.
  Adem: ...that baffling...woman...finds...Wilbur?
• Someone stole my friend’s gaming bag…but took out her character sheet and left that. Lost a cute bag, dice, and figures.
• Wasn't a weekend ( Read more... )

My current apartment is part of an open complex with a lot of grass, trees, and walkways. A lot of cats wander about and I often try to coax them into coming close to me so I can pet them ( Read more... )