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[aniccata]

What would you do if you got stuck in an elevator?

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[scienter]

1. Hope to hell that I had a book in my bag.

2. Pull out my phone and call someone to alert whomever the elevator belonged to, to get it fixed. ASAP.

3. Pass out mints and/or gum.

[aniccata]

You wouldn't try to escape?

[shamroq]

It depends if I'm alone or accompanied by other passengers. If there were other people around I'd definitely masturbate.

[aniccata]

ME TOO.

[aniccata]

Dude, if that happened to me, I would freak the hell out.

[ignis]

I was told afterwards I was quite obnoxious and had to pee. I was asking for them to pass a cup through the slit in the door so i could pee. I also wanted to wrestle, but that might have been what caused the door to jam in the first place.... I do not recall the events of that night your honor.

[ignis]

I implied in the above statement but did not explicitly say that I was drunk as a skunk, it was the night of my friends bachelor party and he, the best man, the maid of honor and another groomsman got stuck when the best man body slammed me against the door of the elevator while it was opening. I might have been punching his arm prior to the body slam... i do not recall.

By the way, writing complaints to the DA's office sucks. how do you do this shit for a living?!?!

[aniccata]

LOL I don't practice and I'd never work for a DA's office in a million years. I don't think I've ever written a complaint.

[_auntiesocial_]

I'm a bit claustrophobic so elevators are just a necessary evil to me. I would probably panic a little.

[aniccata]

Ha, I'm not the only one. I'd panic, a lot.