Why in the hell do people who can't read post on Live Journal? Really? If you're such a jackass that you can't read the rules that say your stupid-ass sales posts are not allowed in the stupid-ass Handbag Fetish community because you're too much of a stupid-ass loser to sell your stupid-ass shit on Ebay like a normal person who isn't a raging ( Read more... )

You bitches need to get on twitter because it's awesome and your updates are as short as this one.

Also, GO ROCKIES and I am obsessed with reggaeton.

I CANNOT POSSIBLY DO ANY WORK WHILE THE ROCKIES ARE PLAYING IN THEIR FIRST POST-SEASON GAME IN 12 YEARS. Today and tomorrow should be a state-wide holiday. I'm less productive right now than I was during the first days of March Madness ( Read more... )

I'm wearing this dress to a wedding next month, and I'm trying to decide on shoes.


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STFU about Harry Potter!!!

I have jury duty tomorrow.

I am very excited, but am packing as if I'm going on a vacation to a desert island where dying of boredom is likely.

What would you bring to jury duty?

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I haven't updated for a long time. I don't have much to say, other than I love the White Sox so much that I accidentally buy $160 retro team jackets on the internet while drinking beer and screaming "TADAGUCI!!!"

Poll What would Gilbert say?

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