i hate when you find out things that you really don't want to know in the first place.

I won't lie, I haven't been this happy in a long time.

so how pissed am i??

pretty pissedddddddddddddd.

How you know you're a dumbass: You walk into the kitchen, and turn on the light. Look up and see your reflection and for a second you think.. WHO THE FUCK IS THAT IN THE WINDOW! And then you realize that it's you. haha Wow...

I've had 3 guys ask me on dates in like the past week. This is a rare occurance, mind you, being that I haven't been on a ( Read more... )

do you have people who just by taking one glance at them annoy the crap out of you?

fuck being single. i'm tired of it. after 16 years of this shit, i've had enough. i don't care what anyone says... the single life is not great.

 
haha I love how girls think they're so tricky. Wow, go get your best friend to add me because I commented on your boyfriends page. Like that's not obvious. Yeah…. Because I definitely want to flirt with another girl’s boyfriend. I don’t roll like that.

I've always had a dislike for girls who were unusually jealous and over-analyzed every single ( Read more... )

i hate it when somene has to ALWAYS be right. their opinion is final and that's how it's going to be. you don't control anyone but yourself so stop kidding yourself.

Have you ever looked at someone and thought "DAMN THAT BITCH IS UGLY!!"

Or... he's too hot for her (and vice versa, of course).

I do it all the time.
I guess that makes me a bitch.

Every girl decides in the first 5 minutes.
Could I date this guy?
Hook up with him?
Are we going to be just friends. Boys, remember, the first 5 minutes are the most critical ones ( Read more... )