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You know what the worst feeling ever is? I woke up 20 minutes after I was supposed to be in school. I'd love for there to be a great reason for my lateness. But there is not. All I did was stay up late. I found out that Boy Meets World is on at 1 in the morning on Disney though ( Read more... )

I'de like to start out by saying that i realize more than 0 people read this despite the 0 comment thing. Rachel came up to me today and hugged me today for my posts, which was very nice and well appreciated. It was also thouroughly deserved ( Read more... )

I would like to take a moment out and address the gay community. If I call something "gay", I don't really mean anything by it. I don't mean that it's actually gay. What I mean is that it's "queer", or "homosexual", or "faggy", or "likes to have sex with dudes." It's nothing personal ( Read more... )

Ok so walking in town I heard two women talking by the bar and one said, "You think you have issues wit' yo man? Mah man humps like a dog!" (yes she spoke like this and yes she was black ( Read more... )

On Mainstreet this halloween, as I pass by one side of the car, this little girl, I'm guessing eight years old, leans out the window and says, "You stupid." But she says it how ghetto kids say things these days. "Stoo-pit." So, I was insulted by this, um, insult. Because, so far, I've not done anything to indicate to this little girl that I am ( Read more... )

I made pancakes on a grittle over a fire. They tasted better then the pancakes made on a stove.

rosa parks is dead, reposing in detroit. Until a white man comes, when she will be moved to the back until he is done reposing

Well today i saw a bird. now most of you are thinking "yeah big fucking shit, so did i" but this bird was dead. "yeah big fucking shit" still, right? well i killed it "oh?" with a window pane "oh... how?" I picked it up from my backyard and held it at my hip... and the bird flew into it for whatever reason, and died. At first i was upset, and then ( Read more... )

One of the anchors on FOX News said "now the music industry is waiting for someone to come along and invent the next iPod." Wow, if only I had thought of the bright idea of putting an mp3 player on a portable hard drive. Damn that's brilliant. I had that idea years ago. I also have another idea: a car that can fly. I will sue anyone who makes it ( Read more... )

Residents in Florida said they were surprised by the ferocity of Hurricane
Wilma. Apparently they thought she would be one of those fun hurricanes
that was going to shower them with gumdrops.