I have never made a normal post about my day before. So I will ( Read more... )

NOW RELEASING JEW SONG. JUST IN TIME FOR THE HOLIDAYS ( Read more... )

Hey Mr. Kid playing his ringtones in a public area, here's a tune you might not have! It's the theme to "I Have Twelve Sharp Objects In My Backpack Destined For Your Face ( Read more... )

The Indians and their bead fetish were pissing off the pilgrims, and they totally preferred football to gay lacrosse the indians played, so the pilgrims hatched a plan against the Indians. They would cook up all of the worst shit and feed it to the Indians. Cook up turkey, which they knew would be dry. Then stuff it with old, stale bread. Make a ( Read more... )

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This is going to be my last livejournal post for a very lonnng time unless i dont recieve 6 comments from different people. I dont think that's too much to ask since i've gotten to 43 before (including 25 from josh friedensohn ( Read more... )

There are nightly riots in France and another lawyer in Saddam Hussein's ( Read more... )

How does the Iraqi President have the last name Talabani. Seriously. Nice job Georgey.

StageFrite27: you like poo?
JustinEatWorld1: of course why do you ask?
StageFrite27: cuz my pet cow just made some and i was wondering if u wanted it

My teeth hurt. other people

Aaaarrrg, FIRE BAD... Fire hurt Cheney... AAAAARRrrrgggg. AAArrrr.
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