Its 2:43 A.M. and you're shitfaced. Enter Harold, dog-tired and sporting his stained workshirt. He works at Starbucks, the one that actually stays open late. You might have met him; he's the guy that yells at the customers, spits in the sink, and constantly scratches his neck. He probably offended you on more than one occasion ( Read more... )

Hello from the people at Maxim: a magazine dedicated to pathetics such as teenaged angsted jock-wannabies, hornies too scared of Jesus to just buy porn, and creepy middle-aged ex-hipsters ( Read more... )

I've had a vision of the future ( Read more... )

Man o Man, where would I be without the thousands of years of culture from lands afar? I mean, I honestly think I'd be curled up on a street corner begging for change if it weren't for the boundless amounts of overpriced crap that I bilk people into buying. Whether it is a googly-eyed miniature of Buddha, a toilet-reader of the Tao Te Ching, ( Read more... )

The School Year begins, and so sets in insomnia. Instead of studying or perhaps doing some homework, I decided to do something I haven't done in a long long long time. So I blow of the cobwebs of my livejournal and set to typing ( Read more... )

It's finally all over with. Spring Semester is done, and I have the battle scars to prove it. This semester has been the most draining of all. For the last 3 weeks, all I have been doing is studying. But enough of my bitching. All I can say is that hopefully I will now have time to do stuff I like, like writting in this journal ( Read more... )

Hello fellow tub-thumpers ( Read more... )

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So I had my Diff Eq test today, phew glad that's over. Btw, this entry will probably bore the living b'jeezus out of you: I've been studying so much math in the last few days that the creative side of my brain has gone on hiatus. It's odd, but I am supposedly (acording to some psychological test I took on the web) equally right and left brained ( Read more... )

Last night I had a very bad dream. I dreamt that I was walking to my Differential Equations class and all of a sudden I realized that we had a test. We have been studying the same chapter for weeks, but I haven't even looked in my book since the last test. I have no idea what the fuck is going on in that class right now. I think this is a good ( Read more... )