Pure Bliss is...

An empty rectum and a Wether's in your mouth.

...and the fact that I put in my two weeks notice yesterday. :)

P.S. This is the first time I've been able to go in about three or four days.

Mike: "We can smell your fruitiness all the way upstairs."

I've been TRYING to be friends with Eric. But everyone knows how that goes... you try to be friends. You get a little closer, because you think, "Just this last time," and then everything dies ( Read more... )

SOOO adorable.

James: "The other night I came home, and Travis ran up to me and said, "I missed you daddy..."

I just about cried. :*)

Sorry to hear about your Halloween, Tanya. Mine wasn't all that great either. I sat around and watched Eric and his friends get drunk. And its not all that fun for me, because I don't drink... and Tim's new girlfriend spilled beer all over my purse... I still haven't had the chance to wash it.

( Rant )

Me: *walks upstairs to drop off Mike's package*
Pat: "Hey, does it smell jacked up up here?"
Me: *turns around and walks back down the stairs immediately*

Angela: "May I have two magazines?"
Dave: *pipes up* "Oh, so you're reading to two now too?

Fat Tony: "Mmm... Dessert..." *grabs a handful of candy*

I don't care what no one says. These guys are pretty freaking hot...

Especially the one in the middle left. *melts*

http://img76.imageshack.us/img76/9867/dontcarewhatnoonesaysyj1.jpg

Yeah. My guilty pleasure.

Teacher: "Testicular cancer differs from prostate cancer. That's a completely different ball park ( Read more... )

Me: "Mmm... my hands smell like soap."
Mike: "Better than them smelling like poop."
Me: "..."