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[ankle_grabber]

I am a horrible person and I do not deserve to be alive! But it's not my fault, honestly! I hate Christmas, okay? It's just another occassion where people I don't really see very often buy me stuff I don't really like and then I have to spend my own money, buying them something of the same value, which ultimately means I paid for the crappy gift

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[wibby]

A problem shared is a problem halved. Telling us what it is would halve your guilt - divide it by ten even if ten people read this.

[ankle_grabber]

Wise words! I'm not so much guilty as disappointed. I wanted a super surprise. The internet spoils everyone's fun!

[wibby]

A disappointment shared is a disappointment halved. Telling us what it is would halve your disappointment - divide it by ten even if ten people read this.

See I'm still fishing. The internet is mostfunfullness when people spill their secrets.

C'mon now girl, gimme some funfullness or I'll jump up and down in tantrumland like a grumpy giant until the internet buckles and crumbles and collapses round your ears!

[ankle_grabber]

I don't have any juicey gossip or secrets, but I love scouring my friends page for freshly dug dirt! It's more fun to me though, when I know who the secret relates to in real life. Far more scandelous!

And yes, a disappointment shared is a disappointment halved, or in fact divided by ten. I feel less disappointed now, and just anxious to get my damn present. And what's better is I'm not supporting consumerism, because he got it from eBay. How ethical!

[eschivir]

Aw, but it's ages till Christmas so maybe you'll forget and it's me like, "OMG SQUEE!" when you open them!

Don't feel guilty. Last Christmas I came across my presents a few days before the event. Now that is something to be guilty of.

[eschivir]

Blah. God, I'm tired and stupid and incoherent. Let me re-phrase that.

Ahem.

Maybe you'll forget what your presents are by Christmas so you can get all excited again!

[ankle_grabber]

I WON'T FORGET! I can't forget! There is no way... it's *hyperventilates* a-a-a-awssshum.

But I hope I do forget. Maybe I should whack myself about a bit with a block of cement. Like in a cartoon.

[eschivir]

Aww! But at least you won't be able to HAVE them until it's Christmas. That suspense (judging from your hyperventalating)will keep you excited.

Ha. And no. Getting whacked by cement isn't fun. Even if it's in a cartoon (this is where children learn violence, I swear).

[ft_7]

I already know what you got, it's going to be a white old-man scooter with a basket in the front AND back with a purple and pink flame job and custom engine so that it kicks it up to 50mph when you really need to burn out a strip and get away from creepy dudes who accuse you of stealing such a prime ride...

[ankle_grabber]

OH MAN THAT DAY WAS THE BEST! And you remembered! I am so digging the idea of a purple and pink flame job. DAYUM. I would be burnin' up them highwayzzz and I would be the envy of all old folk. And hell yeah, I would rev that thing up to a 50mph as a getaway. You're awshum!

[sp0ngey]

Well, I agree with the first comment :)

Also, everyone tries to sneak a peak! You were just one of the lucky that succeeded! Don't feel guilty.

Story: One year I asked for the board game, Grape Escape, with the playdoh, my mom never told me she got it, but I found it by accident (really) and couldn't help but act guilty. She flipped shit and almost didn't let me have it. That was terrible.

[ankle_grabber]

THE GRAPE ESCAPE! Hahaha. Me and my brother were obsessed with that game. We used to see the commercial for it and be all MUMMYDADDYIWANTTHAT. We were never allowed it, so at a charity sale at my school, my brother found it, and bought it! We got it home, opened it up, and all but two of the pieces were missing!!!

That story also made me think that you were a cute child, wanting for The Grape Escape and all. Seeings as I never got to play it, we should have a match one day.

And yeah, whenever we came across our own pressies, our mum would threaten to take it back to the store. Dayum.

[sp0ngey]

We definitely should have a challenge. :)

Ever play Rattle Me Bones? I loved that game I think I still even have it!

[ankle_grabber]

I have never heard of that game! How do you play it, and what is it about?

[poyonza]

You're such a cock tease.

[ankle_grabber]

Man that's the sort of jokes Andrew makes.

Four inches of funnn.