Virtually nothing...

[ann_gwish]

Someone strangled my computer monitor. With bulging eyes and blue lips, it limps through these last days on crippled legs, leaving a slimy trail of technogarbage behind. A sickly green hue oozes from the corners of my television, covering the bottom half of the screen in a mossy fog. And my DVD player arbitrarily decides which movies I can and

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[daneele_darling]

My laptop is struggling to remain alive, and I lost the remote control for my CD player, which means I don't take the time to go over and turn it on. Why bother?

Do your cooking appliances still function?

[ann_gwish]

I don't cook much but I am happy to report that both my microwave and my sweet, sweet coffee pot are still functioning. Thank goddess for small favors.

I only pray that the DVD player does not somehow infect the coffee pot.

No good will come of that. None at all.

[daneele_darling]

Quarantine. Separate the two inasmuch as it is possible.

If necessary, get a decoy coffee pot to throw off the DVD player.

[ann_gwish]

Good plan! "Listen up Mr. Pot. You sit there and make brewing noises or I'll turn you into scrap metal!" This could work...

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Happy Birthday darlin! I hope you had a great day!