My auntie, my godmother, died Friday morning in Bolivia.

If my eyes hadn't been opened recently, I would never have believed that there were modern, pro-choice women out there with access to decent healthcare who weren't aware of their full reproductive rights.

If you happen to be one of them, focus here:

If you become pregnant, however you feel about your partner's involvement in your decision-making ( Read more... )

I'm part of dog-Anna's pack and she loves me. This I know, for the moms tells me so.

(Dog-Anna = A dog named Anna.)
(Pack = her family.)
(Moms = Vee's mum.)

dammit. dammit dammit dammit. I've been awakened by the fucking pillow vibrating again. Jesus, it was a quarter to six. I can't sleep anymore. My phone was nowhere near my pillow, and I squeezed the fucking thing, and finally started punching my pillow to make it stop vibrating. Then I just got up and walked across the room. I had messages on ( Read more... )

Hakuna matataaaaa
It means "no worrieeeees
Foooor the rest of your daaaaaays"

This goddamn sooooong,
It got stuck in my heeeeead
I need a lobotomyyyyyyyyyyy!

If you are a woman, gay man or child, and you happen to be related to or live with a fanatic football fan, this should make sense to you. Good. Because I don't understand it ( Read more... )

I'm allergic to my overly adorable ski cap. My skin is still feeling invaded long after the removal of the hat. Am severely disappointed; I hate spending money on something I can't use after all. And it's really, really, really cute. And 100% wool.

In an attempt to figure things out for myself, to help get over whatever is wrong with me, I and two of my coworkers are having a meeting with Ken, the owner, today. I think we're turning in our two-weeks, all three of us, but we need to tell him why ( Read more... )

Want to see me?  Pictures of me?  Of course you do.

( Grrrrr Shiver me timbers )

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