I go give my last (hopefully my last) sacrifice of blood and urine tomorrow (I swear they must have a whole shelf with my name on it by now). And then an Ultrasound on Friday. A woman's exam next Friday. And then we're pretty much done. I'm going to do the sleep study, but it's not really a necessity, more icing on the cake of disaster. We're all ( Read more... )

It started with a kidney infection, which, let me tell you, is very unpleasant; especially when one has to board a plane to Colorado and drive around for days pretending to be nice to brokers and talking about insurance when really all one wants to do is lay down and quietly whimper oneself to death. But, after a round of antibiotics, a beautifully ( Read more... )

Weather for Seattle, WA
95°F
Cloudy
Wind: NW at 8 mph
Humidity: 22%

No. No you totally don't need a/c in Seattle. Really.

As an aside, jumping into a subzero shower will induce a rather awkard, naked asthma attack.

You so wish you were me right now.

...I'm coming home...

I told my friend I was lost. He said I was right where I needed to be.
I told my friend I was sad. He said I was appropriately emotional and I should embrace it until something else took me over.
I told my friend I was bored. And he showed me the wonder of the world around me.

"The world is my oyster. And you...you are my pearl."

The drive down to Portland was a mere 3 hours and contained only a handful of agitated minutes as I hit the inevitable city traffic and got mildly lost on some sort of ferry ass road. I will forever associate Portland with green steel bridges as the city seems to be held together by those ugly bastards. When the light pours through the beams and ( Read more... )

Someone strangled my computer monitor. With bulging eyes and blue lips, it limps through these last days on crippled legs, leaving a slimy trail of technogarbage behind. A sickly green hue oozes from the corners of my television, covering the bottom half of the screen in a mossy fog. And my DVD player arbitrarily decides which movies I can and ( Read more... )

I don't understand the purpose of revolving doors. I am convinced they were created, with their walls of mini sliced glass, just to amuse people in or outside watching the monkeys try to make their way round and round. I stepped on my shoelace whilst revolving today and nearly smacked my head into the stupid beast ( Read more... )

We've decided that the Seattle, Denver, and Portland territories comprise too much business for one person to handle, so we're going to be doing some shifting in the next month or two.

Great.

We want Susan to have one go-to person, so you'll be handling Denver and Portland exclusively.

Uh...When Sandy makes the transition to California, she will ( Read more... )

My day went something like this:"I just emailed the quote to you ( Read more... )