The State of the Union Address Drinking Game 2006

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God grant me the Serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
The Courage to change the things I cannot accept
And the Wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill today
Because they Pissed Me Off.

And also help me to be Careful of the Toes I step on today
As they may be connected to the Ass I have to Kiss tomorrow.

Amen.

i cannot believe i have a blog. i'm so going to hell.