The Kardashian family has no idea when it is appropriate to call 911. Like, srlsy. This is the second episode that something, admittingly unforch has happened, and they decided to call 911. A knee injury is not good enough, a guy coming into your store and throwing clothes on the floor doesn't count ( Read more... )

Rock of Love II is exactly the same as Rock of Love I. Seriously! The girls are totally the same (you just have to change hair color and age), they have the same jobs and same personalities. Jesus christ ( Read more... )

So I'm watching one of my favorite shows right now, Keeping up with the Kardashians, and total bullshit just went down all over my screen ( Read more... )

I've avoided looking at it, unconciously of course, because it disgusted me so much, but he removed so much scar tissue that sometimes I just unwrap my ankle so I can marvel at how beautiful and slim and...well, ankle-like it was. It's amazing how something most people would gloss over is making me so damn happy ( Read more... )

The interesting thing about tonsilitis (yes, tonsilitis) is that it puts you off food. I've noticed this with the surprising amount of people in my life who got their tonsils out this year. Since you're in so much pain that you can't get anything through your throat, it would follow that you'd be starving. But you aren't ( Read more... )

I'm sick. I think I have a cold, and it sucks, except for me colds usually move down into my lungs to fester and this one hurts like hell. Its like a red-hot fire poker down my throat and a 30 pound brick on my chest. Plus my neck and back are killing me from laying in bed so much ( Read more... )

"I've been thinking of getting a tattoo of a scottie, ya know like Rocky, get it close to my heart so I always have him."
"Oh my god, did something happen to Rocky?"
"No. I just like thinking about him."

I am shocked that Kim Kardashian hasn't been on the Hills yet.

I didn't connect Brody to both shows until like right...now...

You guys know how it used to be so original and unique for a grown up to have a facebook? None of us complained that John Maclay had one, and I do believe we are all his friends...but no longer ( Read more... )

Spare me. Abortion isn't slavery, thats stupid ( Read more... )