As part of my boycott of frost bite I've boycotted Slutoween. I'm sure none of us wanted to see me in slutoween anyway, but as I've been seeing bigger girls than me in less clothes than I'll ever wear, I just wanted you all to know that I am classy, thank you verry much. Verry klassy ladee ( Read more... )

It is a testament to how incredibly nasty my feet were that, although, the Pediegg was full to the top of rauchy dead skin my feet are still rough as sand paper. I am shocked that they have gotten this bad.

No matter what your political beliefs, you have to admit it's pretty fucking cool that, no matter what, either a black man or a woman will be helping to lead the country by next January.

Anna

I kidnapped your dog

Laura

really

Anna

yes. $8 ransom

Laura

bitch im poor. . .I can't pay that kinda dough

...she owes me 8 dolla anyway.

"Well, thats a bit of a paradox."
"A pair of ducks?"

I love teaching at First Stage

Ohhh my god, Wii fit is the most fun thing ever. Not only do I get to chart my weight, I get to do this step aerobics class that has given my super hardcore dance club moves. Next time we're out, watch out for my mad back, forth, side side, kick, slide routine.

My mom calls Rocky "Min Pin" as in Miniture Pincher.

Those are little skinny dogs with like no hair and delicate features.

Rocky is a stocky little fucker with beautiful lush hair and facial features to resemble a box more than a little bit.

I don't know why she does this. I think I'm going to ask her to stop.

So this past few months I have done any number of incredibly hard-core, rock-star things. While some of them were as lame as learning thousands of rock anthems through my beautiful Guitar hero, some were incredibly painful, scarring, and ridiculous ( Read more... )

You know whats better than spending all day sunday playing guitar hero, watching reality TV reruns, and taking naps?

Not having to go to school/work/life tomorrow morning.

Now excuse me, because I just pwned Free Bird and need a nap.

Today I was hanging out in my apartment studying and eating baked doritos and looking out my bedroom windows when I saw the most ridiculous thing ever ( Read more... )