this morning the refrigerator's ice machine gave me THREE ICE CUBES. i'm lucky to get three in an 8-hour shift and this was just my first trip of the morning. yes, this "big girl job" is making me appreciate the little things, who knew anyone could get so excited about ice.    
it's going to be a good day.    

one small part of my life has come full circle. two years ago i participated in a study looking at frontal cortex development through the adolescent years and then comparing that to development of heavy drug/alcohol users. they questioned me, tested me and MRIed me ( Read more... )

We only get the superheros ( Read more... )

"Summer camp isn't really for the campers. Bless their hearts, they're mostly just hoping to get back home with no broken bones or major emotional traumas. No, camp is for the counselors, who, after all, are there by choice, get paid, frequently snog the other counselors, and basically ride a serotonin high all summer long." Leave a comment  1 

the theme today is:

caller- i was transferred to Dr.(insert name)'s office and I got their voice mail. how can i contact them?
me- if you leave a message and they'll get back to you.
caller- i already did that but they haven't called me back.
me- i'm sorry but all i can do is give you their voice mail.
caller- i just really need (insert long ( Read more... )

it seems my mother is right. i'm always injured. currently it's
ulnar neuropathy (aka handlebar palsy). welcome to the world of dropped handlebars ( Read more... )

OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!!!WILL THIS NEVER FUCKING END ( Read more... )

answering phones constantly reminds me how stupid people are. seems to be a theme lately ( Read more... )

anna --

[noun]:

A brand of soylent green breakfast cereal

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