looking for you (daphne gottlieb)

It started that night, that night when you asked, "would you love me if I got my hair cut?'

I said, You're beautiful no matter what.

And you smiled. you always had a beautiful smile.

You went to sleep in my arms and the next day came back with a very fashonalbe-though extreme-haircut.

And you said, "Do you still love me ( Read more... )

it has something to do with a bad photocopy.
resembles the original but everything is slightly fuzzy
and the colors are less bright.

or maybe it's the knock-off brand.
some angles too sharp, others too curved
components out of proportion to one another.

or maybe it's 1am and i'm too sick to breathe through my nose
and i should go to sleep.

this is primarily for myself but it's too wonderful to not share:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0M7ibPk37_U

f-you man vs. wild guy.
why would you kill an alligator if you just ate a raw snake? 
chances are your viewing audience will either not need to know how to kill an alligator
or already know how because they actually do go out and totter about in a swamp.
i understand it's just about entertaining but is killing multiple animals really necessary?

and ( Read more... )

it seems so long ago, those empty afternoons,
with nowhere much to go and nothing much to do
but sit up in my room 
and watch the world unfold 

 i need to catch my breath before i pass-out ( Read more... )

 the rundown......

number one:
smalltalk is the conversation you're supposed to be having;   
The Rundown is the conversation you want to be having.

The basic premise from which all others are derived, that smalltalk should be beaten to death with as many questions as the wielder has to hand. For instance, if your conversational partner mentions that ( Read more... )

why why why did halloween JUST past ( Read more... )

dear drivers ( Read more... )

 Mmmmm nothing better than a lunch of fake meat with black beans and enough spice to make my face feel as hot and flushed as it does when i'm actually in the company of the fine little lady who made it