this one's for you, vincentaccardi.

if you're havin' girl problems i feel bad for you son

hello my darlings! what's good? it's been a while, right? you're all thinking, "bitch don't think i ain't noticin' your triflin' ass done left two years ago. no fuckin' phone calls. no post cards. no notification that you gave me a venereal disease. NOTHIN'" or something along those lines i'm sure. that, or "why does this opie think i know anything ( Read more... )

an ode to you, heart breaker ( Read more... )

In an attempt to keep myself "fresh" (it was used twice in one day, it must be true) I'm going to give a better introduction, which really means about two more sentences. I was born Anna Hartley, but in an attempt to make myself more like Madonna and/or Bjork, except not as cool, I go by "Uffie". If I like you enough then I go by Anna or Uffie, but ( Read more... )

I am white female techno rapper. My name is Uffie. Because of this, you will never understand my struggle for success.. hence my goal to turn my life into the box office megahit "Get Uffed or Die Trying".