my body's allergic to politics.

[annemark]

I just sneezed seven times in a row.

"Seven times?" you say, "She must be exaggerating."

And surprisingly enough, I am not.
Because, you see, after I got to three I thought,
"Holy shit. This could go on for awhile! I better start counting so I can tell my entire friends list on lj that I sneezed n amount of times."
(Actually, that's a lie. Well

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[disco_lizzy]

i heard somewhere that 7 sneezes = 1 orgasm
what do you think? haha.

[annemark]

i don't think so.
i wish, though.

[trend_fuck]

ha.. I wish. I'd be cleaning the dust out from under my bed more often.

[annemark]

tell me about it.

[loudinkpink]

wow. that's really impressive.
the cucumber i mean--
but also your sneezing record.
i checked to see if you got the world record but unfortunately you stopped just short:

"the world record for sneezing is held by Donna Griffiths from Worstershire in the UK, who sneezed for 978 days in a row, stopping September 16, 1983."

[annemark]

i was so close!!!!!

[annemark]

alana!
this shirt made me think of you and your amazing diagrams!

[loudinkpink]

oh my goodness!!!
it does look like my things!
i swear i didn't copy it--
i love it--thankyou!

[luness]

Wow, nine sneezes within the matter of minutes? How annoying. I hate sneeze-fits. I'm always afraid that I'm going to have one while driving and that I'll crash into someone. What would I say to the cops?

"Sorry I sneezed."

Somehow I don't think that'd help me fight a traffic ticket in court, but maybe!

I hope you feel better soon and that this isn't the beginning of something worse. Take care of yourself, ok?

[annemark]

Eh, I'll do my best.
Brochitis is going around,
so I probably have it.
But it kind of feels like a kidney infection.
Like the one I had earlier in the summer.
I'd rather have bronchitis, thanks.

And a sneeze fit on the road would spell disaster.
Big time.
But it'd be pretty hilarious, in retrospect, of course.
But you know...
I don't really think whiplash and bills are worth the few laughs of saying:
"Hey remember that one time I had a sneeze fit that causes that car wreck and I ended up in coma and my parents started planning my funeral? Wasn't that so fucking hilarious?!"
at cocktail parties while you're sitting in a wheelchair.

Yeah, no sneeze fits in the car.

[halfscripts]

i adore you & your words.

[annemark]

that's so funny, because i adore you and your words too!
coincidence?
no way, we're just awesome.

[absurdistcomedi]

1. feel better.
2. you are some kind of awesome.
3. politics are only fun when you're being chased after by the government/ or are the government.

[annemark]

agreed.
i like the government mission impossible style.
or v for vendetta style.
and especially minority report style.
i even like it 24 style.
but i'm not really a fan otherwise.

and thanks, i'm starting to feel kind of better.
it's probably only because you told me to.
so, thanks.