so, i need to buff up before this move. alex did a pitiful impression of me moving furniture lastnight at our top chef potluck night (formerly known as the project runway drinking game night). i can't even do one push up. cheetah gym and i broke up after they stole a crap load of money from me and riding a bike is out of the question for now. so i ( Read more... )

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American Cities That Best Fit You:


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so i'm kind of in the netflix dog house after renting too many movies under the "we think you'll love..." category. my fall from grace started with dr. strangelove, then picked up momentum with waking ned divine, and finally crashed and burned with ed wood. if it hadn't been for everything is illuminated lastnight, my privileges would have been ( Read more... )

harvard finally decided that i wasn't up to snuff. that's ok, 5 out of 6 ain't bad.

so my decision is.....(drum roll)

COLUMBIA

we move to NEW YORK on june 1st!!! eeek! alright, i'm gonna go make some peach cobbler in the crockpot to celebrate the end of indecision

This is an actual letter from an Austin woman sent to Proctor and Gamble regarding their feminine products. She really gets rolling after the first paragraph. It's PC Magazine's 2007 editors' choice for best webmail-award-winning letter.

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for all the modern hypocritical socially intfertiles out there living in self imposed isolation:

here is some more reading on the failing institution of marriage. laying blame noton the high fiving single women of the 21st century but rather on the child-men created by today's culture.

thoughts?

our long awaited second guitar arrived yesterday and we battled it out for hours. now alex is at work and i am so tempted to pick up my ax and perfect my skillz. too bad i'm on deadline ( Read more... )

man, do i know how to waste a day. there was so much i needed to get done but opted to sleep in. now it is t-minus 6 hours till project runway and i have to get the place ready for company. 1st order of business is the drinking game, duh ( Read more... )

maude ate my favorite shoes. I am buying replacements and i need input.

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