"And bam!! The shines off the apple. And thats when you find out that that pretty little girl you married isn't a pretty little girl at all. No, she's a man eater. And I'm not talking about the "whoa here she comes" kind of man eater, I'm talking about the kind that uses your dignity as a dish towel to wipe up any shreds of manhood that might be ( Read more... )

hello livejournal ( Read more... )

it's snowing.

my grandma died. sometimes....well i don't know what else to say.

so i thought i'd wait until there was some sort of resolution here to write about this ( Read more... )

there are some days you don't protest. some days you just remember.

the sun literally never came out today. i mean the street lights never even went off. isn't that appropriate?

...ya know.

hi. al, the reason this doesn't show up on your friends list is that i backdate my entries for that very reason. i like it this way, because then if anyone reads this crap, it's their fault ( Read more... )

well i updated this thing. i also switched to sponsored+, obviously. i don't like the ads, but i like the benefits. still, i haven't decided if the new features are worth the so-called "selling out" of my journal ( Read more... )

hi! i work a lot. thank you for the nudge, al ( Read more... )

ahhhh yep. i work a lotttt. i mean seriously i mostly just work. it's incredible because i love my job and the hours pass fast. but i still work nearly 80 hours a week, and that's going to be tough no matter what the circumstances ( Read more... )