Oh, the accuracy:

Most people take your laid-back attitude, blazing wit and subtle sexiness and stick you in 'friend'. But some see your extreme hotness for what it is and latch on. This means you have a few members of your target sex in the bank at all times -- I call this "money in the sex bank" -- but you're too sensitive and thoughtful to ( Read more... )

To record the success of my recent growth spurt, I checked my height with a super-accurate builder's thingie:
I am five foot three.

I am going to mope about this for days. Days.

I've figured out what the problem with my scanner is! The thing that plugs into the computer is bent at one side, and therefore not going in properly ( Read more... )

back from [beachy place]. i actually had a really good time, probably because i wasn't looking forward to it and didn't want to go. all's well that ends well, eh ( Read more... )

have you ever thought about how stupid and pointless a holiday new years is? it makes no sense! it just makes no sense!
(leaving tomorrow)

i'm all cashed up post christmas. finally, the coke habit i always dreamed of!
i really should stop saying that every time i have more than sixty bucks in my wallet.

merry merry, one & all.

Bah humbug!

All things musicish not done at all. All things hollidayish also not done at all ( Read more... )

Is every single fucking person I've ever known going to move to Sydney?

Done, entirely done, finished, no more ( Read more... )

jesus fucking christ i feel sick ( Read more... )