It'll all be over soon with me. I promise.

I realized two things last night ( Read more... )

My grandparents think I'm gay.
I'm not allowed to leave the house until my grandparents go to bed.
And my hamburger strangely tastes like bug spray.

I'm moving to THAT star. The one that's not too bright but not too dim. It's called Australia.

Damn the 867 household for introducing me to the god known as Ben Folds.

My grandpa made bacon. Now I'm content.

And another thing. I want to apologize to Jonas and especially Migel for leaving John's last night. I wasn't thinking with my head.

In other news, sometime between the time 630 and 745 I realized how much of a stinking worthless pile of wasted, broken, man refuge I've become. BUT HEY, for about 5 minutes there I was completely "content" with that, seeing how that is everyones favorite state of being now. Well it didnt last and I feel like mold, again.

Haha. So get this. Once again Tori has proven herself to be the most indecisive person on the face of the earth, For those of you who knew we were going out, flush it down the shitter because she broke up with me yesterday.

I've blown 50 bucks in about 3 days and have absolutely nothing to show for it.