So it's come to my attention that not too many of my recently acquired friends like Brek. It's funny, because it's USUALLY they dislike me, and love Brek. In THIS case, however, I was told that I was adorable and cool. Brek, on the other hand, is disliked by most of the people who LIKED me. I was told that he was rude, and pompus. It's BEAUTIFUL! ( Read more... )

I think this goddamn site had a fucking brain-fart or something. When I click on where it says "friends", it only shows 4 entries, but when I click on "jump back 40 entries", it doesn't have the up-to-date entries of my friends. It's freaking me out. Anyway, so today was fun for lots of reasons. Unfortunately, I don't remember most of them because ( Read more... )

So for the record...having feelings SUCKS! I had some fun tonight. Smoked alot. Lit some shit on fire. Rubbed one out. Talked to some people. Hung out with said people ( Read more... )

So I've decided that those "survey" things, and those "how to make a..." things are a BIG-ASS waste of time ( Read more... )

How to make a bernie
Ingredients:

5 parts intelligence

3 parts humour

5 parts leadership
Method:
Add to a cocktail shaker and mix vigorously. Add sadness to taste! Do not overindulge!

Personality cocktail
From Go-Quiz.com

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"""
Goes through an exported_comments XML file from LJ and determines who's been commenting in a journal
Mike Nolan
13 June 2004

Feel free to modify it to your brain's desire
"""
import math, sys

if len(sys.argv) < 2 ( Read more... )

So my first day of school was great....because I didn't go. I'm not even registered yet, and that's WHY I didn't go. My mom, however, decided that NOT being registered was NOT a good enough excuse for not going. So she decided to ground me for 2 weeks. It's going to be ok, though...because the week of Project Revolution is on my dad's time...and he ( Read more... )

Hey everyone. I'm back from Chris's house, so if you've called in the past week, you NOW know why I didn't answer. In any case, here is the basic layout of my week ( Read more... )

Hi. My name is Bernie and I make poop.
HAH! I kid, fuckers. This be Chris, the coolest kid ever... and I have taken over Bernie's livejournal. Deal with it...