Comments | anonymous_ip: Ummmm......Anti-Joke Battle

anonymous_ip

Ummmm......Anti-Joke Battle

Jun 22, 2004 23:35

Picture Battle is over, Justin has won. So here is a quick update. I went to Eric's house yesterday. He gave me my late birthday present, a necklace and a braclet. We are having a sleepover tomorrow will be grand.

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anonymous_ip June 23 2004, 19:33:09 UTC

Eric got it from Hollister. I am guessing your brother might have got one from there as well. CRAZY!

-anonymous_ip

anonymous_ip June 23 2004, 19:37:50 UTC

A man walks into a bar, and sits down.

No, it isn't a joke it is a serious drinking problem. His wife left him because of it, and he has been diagnosed with serosis of the liver.

-anonymous_ip

sage55 June 23 2004, 19:40:58 UTC

Q: What did Hellen Keller name her dog?

A: Wharguhuhuhbuhuhuh

Because we all know deaf people talk like retards.

-David Joseph Allen

anonymous June 24 2004, 03:59:41 UTC

How do you make a dead baby float?
Take your foot off its head.

-me-

theallencolella June 24 2004, 15:17:11 UTC

There is another "Dead Baby Float" joke.

Q: How do you make a dead baby float?

A: Two scoops ice cream and one scoop dead baby.

sage55 June 24 2004, 04:32:07 UTC

Q: What size is Christopher Reeves' shoe?

A: Who the fuck cares he doesn't need shoes because he is a fucking paraplegic and can't walk

- David Joseph Allen