Ummmm......Anti-Joke Battle

Jun 22, 2004 23:35

Picture Battle is over, Justin has won. So here is a quick update. I went to Eric's house yesterday. He gave me my late birthday present, a necklace and a braclet. We are having a sleepover tomorrow will be grand.


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anonymous June 24 2004, 05:06:47 UTC
What is orange and tan and found at the bottom of a pool?
A baby with slashed floaties.

What is green and black and found at the bottom of a pool?
The same baby 2 months later.

What's red and tan floating on top of the pool?
Floaties with a slashed baby.

-me-

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anonymous June 24 2004, 05:17:09 UTC
Q: What is funnier than a dead baby joke?
A: Everything.

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anonymous_ip June 24 2004, 05:31:55 UTC
I think that joke might have won it. Not only did it state a valid point it vored someone. No more dead baby jokes. They are too easily found. That one seemed original, but no more. You need to put thought into the jokes.

-anonymous_ip

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anonymous_ip June 24 2004, 05:13:45 UTC
Q: Why did Snoop Dog carry an umbrella?

A: It was raining outside.

-anonymous_ip

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anonymous June 24 2004, 05:33:13 UTC
Q: Who is the cruelest man in the world?

A: The guy who raped Helen Keller, then cut off her hands so she couldn't scream for help.

Brian

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anonymous_ip June 24 2004, 05:42:05 UTC
Q: Why do women have breasts?

A: Breasts are a result from puberty. During puberty a women's ovaries start sending estrogen around the body. This stimulates the mamalary glands to start to grow, and encourages new blood vessel formation in the breasts.

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anonymous June 24 2004, 05:48:50 UTC
Q: Who the fuck makes a DDR team called Team Nintendo? (or even makes a DDR team all together)

A: The fags on this website http://ddrrunner.tripod.com/ddr_site/index.html

-Brian

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