cheesus crust man, that's crazy. props for keeping your cool, and i guess i get to be the 50 million and first person to say i'm glad that you're doin a-ok
Haha, last night i watched Dane Cook, and he was talking about Communion as Jes-its.
I just got a phone call from the police department asking if i know the serial number of my camera. I guess i'll find out right now, by e-mailing my parents. Heh.
ever since i went through a "really bad part of town" with almost no gas (i was driving), i keep a 4 inch buck knife right next to the seatbelt release. Easy access, cop missed it when i was pulled over. before that i carried it on my belt, but the snap broke, so now it doesnt stay in the sheath. theres also a pocket knife i have
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Haha, wow. That story rules, and that wallet idea is actually really good.
The thing is, there were three of them, and i was getting frisked by one. I did have a secret pocket, but neglected to use it for my camera. I kept wondering what would have happened if i had. What if he could feel my camera, but couldn't figure out how to get to it? I would have waaay too much fun with that.
"Uh, dude. That's my penis. You can't take that. No, no, don't take your hand away, keep going! Aw, come on! You're such a tease!"
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you always do the cutest things.
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I just got a phone call from the police department asking if i know the serial number of my camera. I guess i'll find out right now, by e-mailing my parents. Heh.
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The thing is, there were three of them, and i was getting frisked by one. I did have a secret pocket, but neglected to use it for my camera. I kept wondering what would have happened if i had. What if he could feel my camera, but couldn't figure out how to get to it? I would have waaay too much fun with that.
"Uh, dude. That's my penis. You can't take that. No, no, don't take your hand away, keep going! Aw, come on! You're such a tease!"
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